Former French President Chirac Hospitalized After Mauling By His Clinically Depressed Poodle
Follow the link above for the shocking details about this ferocious political assassin.
Incidentally, a french poodle in French is called a caniche. These poofy, ferocious canines must have something of a reputation, because a quick google search revealed a French indie rock band called Cannibal Caniche.
Well, all I can say is: Vive la France! Mort pour la Caniche!
Note: I don't speak French. My messing with the language is, admittedly, completely irresponsible...but funny, no?
1 comment:
Sacre bleu, what a loss! Here we go in ze sauce, now some flour I think just a dab. Now I'll stuff you with bread, it don't hurt 'cause you're dead, and it's certainly lucky you are, 'cause it's gonna be hot in my big silver pot! Toodle-oo, les poisson, au revoir!
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