Two of the aforementioned three people who read this blog have sent me complaints that it is not regularly updated. I am very sad that the thousands of written books available in libraries across this country, the thousands of written periodicals available by subscription world wide, and the millions of other blogs posted throughout the known universe are insufficient to sate these two individuals' thirst for stimulation. Consequently, I feel compelled to post something, and, as noting remotely interesting has happened or occurred to me since February that I have not already mentioned to these individuals in person, I am forced to post something inflammatory towards these two individuals in order to stimulate their interest:
Puppy Mills: They're Not That Bad
also,
Austin Powers: Goldmember is an awful and unfunny film.
Please note that all further complaints will be carefully considered before being arbitrarily dismissed, and inflammatory posts may continue.
Monday, September 10, 2007
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Yes, you're right. Clearly our interest in your blog has nothing to do with the fact that it's written by a friend. On the contrary, it's that we haven't been able to find anything else to read, period, in the entire known universe of literature. Why, I actually went to a "library" just the other day looking for something called a "book," but, alas, the sheer number of square objects on shelves with words on them overwhelmed me and forced a retreat back to this tiny little corner of the internet where I will once again await whatever little morsels of linguistic brilliance as you see fit to throw our way from time to time. So you see, you clearly nailed it. :P
Ah, I have properly inflamed a reader!
I have informed your other reader of your incendiary blogging.
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